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A sneaky steve is when one brings home a woman after being completely hammered, only to find out the next morning that it was a male. Sometimes the person is so hammered that their roomates must inform them that "hot girl" they slept with was truly a man.
"Dude I met this hot chick last night at this party, the only problem was I didn't realize it was a guy till after we scrumpted! He sure pulled a sneaky steve on me!"
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Guitarist of industrial band Mindless Self Indulgence. Also, co-creater, along with Jimmy Urine of side project the Left-Rights. Slightly pretentious, but asides from that an all-round awesome guy.
Steve Righ? threw up on me, but that's cool, because it's Steve Righ? :
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When one fucks a black girl from behind wearing only high socks and a patented Rick Steves money belt.
Dawg, I was Rick Steving It last night with this ghetto Jamaican chick.
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Douchebag...no way around it, and he knows it.
Founded Apple by robbing another man who did all the work for him (Wozniak). The only reason he is so popular is because of his ultimate salesman persona, that allowed him to captivate and trick 3% of the general PC using public.
What people fail to realize is that the reason 98% of people use PC's is because most people like the idea of generosity, economic flexibility and freedom. Apple is none of these things, and the single BIGGEST Big-Brother company of all time.
Wozniak is the true genius behind Apple, a good man and a humanitarian, and Jobs robbed him. Wozniak himself was so disgusted with Jobs business policies that he gave his millions to a laid-off Apple employee and quit. He has yet to return, and I know he never will.
Bill Gates gives billions to charity. Linus made his platform free. Steve Jobs acts like he's high and fucking mighty because of his supposed 1$ salary. I CALL BULLSHIT ON THAT ONE.
TL:DR- Jobs is the ultimate self-inguldent douchebag of all time, and it is his policies and his policies alone that make Apple what it is. If you like overpriced technology that does less, bullshit customer service that robs you of buckets of money unfairly and want to be a part of the most elitist cult of all time, you have Steve Jobs to thank.
I don't need an example of Steve Jobs, enough has already been said.
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A very robotic Steven who has plain emotions and boring jokes , he is oily and sticky.
Hey look! It's the Steve machine.
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Fucking awesome guy who wrestled big fucking crocodiles
Crikey you wanna be Steve Irwin.
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The man that you know has definitely screwed your mom.
That guy is such a Big Steve. He could have at least call Mom the next day.
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