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The very generous deeds a stoner/pothead does before the occasional toke of marijuana(Cannabis/Sativa) to feel less guilty(if at all) of using this illegal substance.
Hernando:Yo Kian do you wanna go get super fuckin blazed?
Kian:Yea, let me go wash the dishes first.
Hernando:Oh right, cant toke without them stoner deeds!
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A STONER CHICKEN IS KINDA LIKE A DRUNKEN CHICKEN THE DIFFERENCE IS YOU SHOVE A ONCE OF WEED UP ITS ASS BEFORE YOU COOK IT WHEN EATEN YOU GET THE MUNCHIES MAKING THE BIRD TASTE EVEN BETTER A PERFECT FOOD FOR A DIRTY HIPPIE STONER BE YOU IN A SUIT OR SAGGY ASS PANTS ALL STONERS ALIKE WILL LOVE THIS DISH
HEY BRO THAT BIRD WE JUST DEMOLISHED WAS DA BOMB DIGGITY I LOVES ME A STONER CHICKEN WHO EVER CAME UP WIT THIS IDEA IS BRILLIANT HES THE EMERIL OF THE HOOD
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Eugene Morrison Stoner (Born November 22, 1922 in Gosport, Indiana; died April 24, 1997 (aged 74) in Palm City, Florida) is the man most associated with the design of the AR-15, which was adopted by the military as the M16.
Eugene Stoner is a genious of firearms.
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Squatting in front of your refrigerator at one in the morning, jamming lunch meats and cheeses into your pie hole, sans bread, after copious hits of the kind.
"Last night, I scarffed a stoner sandwich while watching Family Guy."
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A sandwich created by the desperation and creativity of Stoner munchies, not necessarily requiring any traditional sandwich makings which is made by combining anything at hand in between two pieces of a bready outer layer.
Taco Bell/Dominos Stoner Sandwich: Crushed Doritos and hot sauce in a $2 Chicken Burrito between two slices of pizza, preferably with two toppings.
Friend: Dude, what is that?
Stoner: I call it the Chicken Burrito Pizza Sandwich.
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A person who is likely to become a stoner
Dude Bob is a incoming stoner, he keeps talking about weed
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An adventrue one takes while incredibly high. Commonly involving food,proquireing more marijuana/parephanelia or some innane task. Involving mass confusion not only for those involved, but those who are unfortunate enough to cross paths with the adventurers. Almost always the original plan is scrapped or forgotten.
Lindsey and I went on a stoner mission to get papers. We got distracted and completly forgot why we went to the store.
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