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Ten Toe Tumbler: When you're mad with your girl for not having sex with you, you wait until she falls asleep and you masturbate and cum on each of her toes then stick the bedsheet to her feet. When she wakes up in the morning to get out of bed the sheets are stuck to her feet with the cum and she trips and tumbles over
"dude i totally gave my girl a wicked ten toe tumbler last night after she wouldn't blow me"
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One: Never let anyone know how much money you have. Money makes people jealous, and if someone screwed up and lost theirs, they are gonna come after you.
Two: Never let anyone know your next move. Take it from him, he'll sprays bullets at people with weed and money.
Three: Never trust anyone. Your mom will set you up and play with your head. For any source of money, she will act like nothing's up and then screw you over.
Four: Never get high on your own weed or coke.
Five: Never sell your stuff where you live. It doesn't matter how much they want, tell them to leave.
Six: Don't let your consumers buy without cash; they won't pay you back.
Seven: Don't involve your family in your crack-selling business. Money and blood don't mix like homosexuals, and if you do decide to do this you will find yourself in serious trouble.
Eight: Never keep anything that could ultimately hurt you on yourself. The people you trust could turn on you and try to take over your spot.
Nine: If you are taking a break from selling, don't hang around with police. If others in the business see you doing this, they won't care what you say and will break into your house to beat you up.
Ten: Make sure you know who you are trusting your money with. If you give your money to someone who isn't going to be responsible with it and lose it, the people who sell you the crack are going to want their money no matter what the weather outside is like.
The Ten Crack Commandments by The Notorious B.I.G.
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A ten pint job is a girl so fugly that before you'd even think of putting your cock anywhere near her, you would need to have imbibed at least ten pints of beer. (see also beer goggles)
That girl's a ten pint job, mate. I wouldn't touch her with yours.
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When receiving oral sex it is a common courtesy to let the woman know that you are close to orgasm, so she doesn't blind herself or choke to death on your seed...
"Are you still seeing Sloop??"
"I don't think so; I failed to give her the ten second tap last weekend and she hasn't returned my calls since then"
"Bummer"
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adj. To be in an oh-so-hurtin' position of futility commingled with devastation and hopelessness. Opposite of ballsdeep, 3rd definition.
Tanisha: What up, baby'?
Shiquanda: I be ten dogs down, yo.
Tanisha: Word, I heard Kendrell f'dunked yo' sorry @ss.
Shaquanda: And he videotaped it and threw it up on youtube. Then he ganked my rent money and the landlord's comin' over in ten minutes, yo.
Tanisha: Damn, girl, sounds like you a dozen dogs down!
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some one who does or says something retarded. Because everyone knows that retards are the strongest people in the world.
Joe: Yo, I think that chick digs the way I cabbage patch.
Phill: Yeah, she also thinks you're as strong as ten men.
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The idea, that the bottom 10 percent of society, those who have no handicap yet still refuse to work or give back to the community, are eliminated to increase the productivity of the community.
Therefore causing everyone to work harder, in order to avoid becoming the bottom 10 percent.
This can be done on an individual basis, or in larger number.
This idea, was originally thought of by John, Aarons friend.
If your in The Bottom Ten Percent, you could be a homeless person giving nothing back to the goverment, youve been on welfare for an extended period of time, making no effort to "get back on your feet."
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