The Long Log Llama (otherwise known as "The Ole' Triple L") is another way to describe the longest finger on your hand that you would effectively use to push difficult poops down hard-to-squeeze-into places such as a sink, a shower drain, or other unidentified sources in which you have chosen to defecate into in a 'non-traditional manner.'
Hey Man, you might have to use the Long Log Llama to get the rest of that bootycake down the drain.
I was struggling to get my dookie down the drain but I remembered I had The Ole' Triple L at my disposal.
a breed of mountain bear, lion, llama that spits acid and has lion teeth aaaannnnddd also looks like a bear
Bear Grylls: Look out for them wild Sharma Llama's, they'll get 'Ya
When animals, engaged in sexy times, cause you to be late for an appointment...
"I would have gotten here sooner, but I ran into some promiscuous llamas!"
Idiom meaning to give someone a hard time
I didn't notice that the light had turned green green and the guy behind me sure gave me a llama for it.
A llama with a bunch of titties flapping all over the place.
Look at that titty llama bounce.
A phrase you say when your about to punch a guy named nick in the face
Boy you about to get llama llama ding donged