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Guitar Center

Guitar Stores in which Stairway to Heaven is banned

I went to Guitar Center and played Stairway to Heaven and I was kicked out

by Fat Dog 69 August 25, 2019


dusting the entertainment center

when a lady farts and it travels up the front

I was in a meeting and I farted but I ended up dusting the entertainment center....thankfully it was silent and not deadly!

by clit ripper January 5, 2023


Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center

In the portal games the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center is a large area in the Aperture Science facility in which many main test chambers are located, and where most of the testing involving portal guns and such takes place. Chell wakes up here in the first portal game.

“Hello, and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. We hope your brief detention in the Relaxation Vault has been a pleasant one.

Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper. Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all Enrichment Center activities, serious injuries may occur.

For your own safety, and the safety of others, please refrain from touching bzzzzzt

Por favor bordon de fallar Muchos gracias de fallar gracias

stand back. The portal will open in three. Two. One.”

by Hitmantheman January 31, 2024