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1. true love.
Woman mocks man in public.
Man tomahawk swings arm backwards and grabs woman on soft buttock makes Henry Cavill chin and walks up street.
Man looks back at woman.
Woman deciding to throw glass champagne flute at man.
Man catches woman glinting eye like super man looking at Wonder Woman.
Woman holds composure, flute and pink flower in opposite hand steady and decides not to throw.
Woman feels, swoons and realises near fatality.
Woman: who’s that guy?
Friend: gasps!! ..thinking (flute and flower)
A lengthy, loud, and robust occurrence of flatulence
After last night's dodgy curry and beer, I spent the morning on the toilet performing an etude for flute and bassoon.
A Golden Curvy Flute is just a French Horn but flute version
Y’know how your instrument says how straight you are? Yeah, that’s why I went from Flute to Golden Curvy flute
Command in Elder Scrolls Online (ESO) for playing a flute, theres always some twat in the game standing in one of the towns playing the fucking flute with his gay furry band
Oy mate, you wanna play some ESO?
Nah theres always conts using the /flute command everywhere
A "flute booty" is when a woman has a tight and unattractive behind. All muscle no fat.
Greg: "Man that chick got a nice tight ass."
Jason: "Man that bitch got a flute booty."
A flying flute is when you give no fucks after a couple margaritas and dtf
The guy down the bar is ugly but I don't give a flying flute because I'm still dtf.