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See bearded clam. say no more. heard many times by 20 something blokes
Man, Vanessa had an outey! my very first one! Ive always met girls with innies
What? are you telling me she's got a gutted hedghog?"
Yeh, it was fantastic. i was full after about 10 minutes but kept going.
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Gut Mustard is the nut that has been saved up for atleast 2 weeks and busted all up inside a vagina and when it creeps out that discolored mustard looking jiz.
Added by KY-Jelly
"I haven't fucked a bitch in about 2 weeks and straight up rawdawged that bitch and filled her up with some gut mustard."
"I skeeted all up in that ho and a shit ton of gut mustard came creepin out."
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to have sex
Yea did you beat guts today?
Are you beating guts right now?
I beat her guts today.
Wanna beat guts ?
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The act of having rough intercourse to the point where the abdominal cavity has been punctured and thus further thrusting is butchering the innards of the recipient.
The honeymoon went great until things got out of hand and a good night went to pounding guts.
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(noun;verb;adverb)
n. A secret art of rubbing an obese stomach on household objects that is only known by a select few guys; being able to know for sure about something, psychic
v. The act of rubbing objects against an obese stomach.
adj. used to describe the subject that is doing the rubbing on an object.
N. Abe has the power to gut-feel.
V. Jim began to gut-feel everything in his house naked.
ADJ. Gut-feeling Abe gut-feeled everything in his house naked, including his keyboard.
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When roadies are on tour and havent washed for a couple of weeks, they rub arrogant singers microphones up theyre arse crack and give it bak for the obnoxious twats to sing into.
Yer lets gut butter the bastard
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a sickness which occurs in the stomach, usually, but not always, casuing extreme sickness that may induce vomiting or dry heeves/ usually untreatable with medical aid (with the exception of Peptobismol); person with the gut rut has to wait for the sickness to pass before being alleviated; however, the sickness may be overcome sooner with ginger ale, candy cane, or other peppermint hard candies, another home remedy to relieve the feeling almost immediatedly is to burn a piece of toast, then use the toast as a filter and run water through it and drink the water/ Gut Rut is more commonly referred to as the stomach bug, stomach virus, stomach ache, belly ache,
She did not go to school today due to the fact that she had the gut rut which caused her to vomit.
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