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An individual whose comedic timing leaves much to be desired. A joke buzzard will absorb a joke, process it, and sit on it...until three months after the joke ceases to be funny, when the J.B. will swoop down with an unfunny joke like a hawk on crack and killing any conversation in its path.
A Rosie O'Donnell joke? Seriously? This guy's a freakin' joke buzzard. There are buildings younger than that lame one-liner.
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It's a joke bomb when you hear the joke and don't laugh right away... but a minute later boom you are laughing your head off.
It's a delayed reaction. You hear the joke and you don't react that it isn't funny, you just experience a delayed reaction, either laughing or by saying "OMG I get it!" - just doesn't twig right away.
AKA JOKE GRENADE.
Comedian: PUNCHLINE.
Audience: Laughs.
You: Silent..
You: Sudden guffaw...
Friend: Ha HA - Joke Bomb!
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A joke that quite frequently is interrupted by means of a large penis entering the joke teller's mouth, usually a person with the name of Paul.
Paul: What's the difference between jelly and -HRRRNGGLORKGLORKGLORK
This is a Paul Joke
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when somebody kills their own joke
Person 1: *tells funny joke*
Person 2: *thinks joke is funny*
Person 1: *explains joke* OR *overdoes joke*
Person 2: *thinks: yikes. joke suicide. joke is ruined.*
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An offensive joke can refer or be offensive to someone or something.
Jack: Wanna hear an offensive Joke!
John: Sure!
Jack: You know why child predators come last in a race because they come in a little behind
John: funny thing is my brother was kidnapped by a child predator. (leaves)
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Wide variety of jokes told by UT Fans, often including familiar characters such as Smart Longhorn, Dumb Aggie, and Mediocre Baylor Bear. Compare: Longhorn = brunette, Aggie = blonde, Baylor Bear = redhead.
Here's an example:
A longhorn, an Aggie, and a Baylor Bear are traveling in a desert. Each one has brought one thing: The Longhorn brought a jug of water so he dosen't dehydrate, the Baylor Bear brought food so he doesn't starve, and the Aggie brought a car door, so he can roll up the window if he gets too hot.
Ba-dum-bsssh
Aggie joke: Did you hear that there are three kinds of aggies?
The ones who can't count and the ones who can.
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used by chavs nad townies to express something that is very funny
*also used by dudeish alternative peeps to take the piss out of said chavs and townies*
Example 1
chav a: ah look ma wizzle dat dude's jus' fallen down on his arse
chav b: man dat is bare jokes!!! lets go watch trisha
chav a: aight
Example 2
chav (to dude): ha. your clothes are bare jokes
dude: yeah and your mums face is "bare jokes"
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