street lettuce

when a person prolapses their anus and another person throws-up onto/into the prolapsed anus. After doing so they bite the vomit covered anus like a head of lettuce

"yeah I gave here a good head of street lettuce last night"
"that is actually disgusting dude"

rage lettuce

Eating out someone's butt so vigorously that it causes hem to bleed. And continuing to do so

Ah man I went total rage lettuce last night

lettuce face

n. A man with a hot body, but an ugly face, i.e. "Lettuce face be replaced!"

John is so fit, too bad he's a lettuce face.

lords lettuce

this that medicated shit

this is me using the lords lettuce in a sentence

Lettuce Play

Lettuce Play, sometimes known as onioning, is the act of peeling back the layers of someone’s heading and slipping your cock between the skin and muscle.

Dude 1: “Me n my girlfriend are gonna try lettuce play tonight”
Dude 2: “Don’t man that’s so fucked up”

A Literal Piece of Lettuce

When you make a borderline racist joke that people of said race find funny, but your teacher finds out, you are a literal piece of lettuce.

*teacher uncomfortably close*

"Are you a literal piece of lettuce?"
"What?? Of course not! I didn't make that joke!"

Chip lettuce

A chip of your choice, broken up and put on a sand which or hogie of your choice.

I really like Doritos as my chip lettuce on my sand which!