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A male close office friend. Generally, this is a platonic relationship.
EXAMPLE: Jill is happily married to Jack. At work Jill always goes to lunch with and hangs with Bill. Bill is Jill's Office Husband.
A female employee who appears to be smoking hot, but out of the workplace you wouldn't normally give her a second look.
Phil: I went for a few drinks in the city this weekend and saw Betty in a bar
John: man she is so fit, I would love to fuck her
Phil: Nah she's just Office Candy. She looked minging when i saw her the other day.
Or
Phil: I saw that fit girl from work out last night, but she looked rotton!
John: Yeah, shes just 'Office Candy'!
The first time a couple posts a picture together on instagram. The couples relationship is now common knowledge.
They're instagram offical, now everyone knows about them.
A colleague, usually overweight, who brings in unhealthy, sugary food to the office for others to enjoy. Psychologists believe this is done because the gift of giving to others eases the person's guilt of eating in conflict with his or her own beliefs from a health standpoint.
Because DeShaun brought donuts into the office AGAIN, he is an office feeder.
DeShaun: in an email: "Donuts are at my desk"
Jimbo: "Yo man, I'm trying to lose weight. Why you gotta be an office feeder."
This officer was following the members ( Duke Dennis, JustFanum, Agent 00, ImDavisss) in a Kroger in “TOP CHEF: AMP EDITION” video and since then has been appearing in every video.
“Was that the AMP officer!!!”
An employee at a company that has the ability to sleep while holding up a paper and pin in one hand with out anyone knowing to make it seem as if they are working until the moment the pin drops and hits the floor to wake them up!
Elmore: John's so quite today hard at work!
Steve: Who John the Office Napper!
Office worker/your colleague who invites you to their desktop to supposedly show something interesting/cool but in fact makes you see some running hardcore porn video by surprise.
- Sarah, I like you, and as long as you're a newbie here, my responsibility is to warn you that you should beware David as he is our office exhibitionist. Don't fall for his invitations to his workplace.