Random
Source Code
Random
When a Guy is about to eat a girl out, he has a jalapeno cut open and places it into her vagina. This causes her extreme pain.
Guy1: I gave a hidden pepper on my girlfriend, not sure why.
4👍 8👎
You are having sex with a girl and she is on top. She is having stomach pains and during sex proceeds to shit diahrrea on you while having an orgasm.
Dustin: Yeah baby, just like that.
Francine: Ooohhhh, oops.
Dustin: Oops? Aww sick.
Francine: Sorry I had Mexican.
Dustin: I guess you Salt and Peppered on me.
36👍 121👎
Very tasty pop, with a hint of Cherry
Diet Dr. Pepper tastes just like Regular Dr. Pepper.
37👍 125👎
Dr. Pepper was created by the devil himself, but God thought it was so delicious he decided it was the holy elixir of the 21st century. Now sold mostly in 500ml bottles in the UK, otherwise the overload of unbelievably sweet and delicious drink would drive the poor soul crazy, but he/she would still think it's worth it. Also one of the few legal addictive drugs.
Dr. Pepper? you sell 2l bottles of it? THANKYOU MERCIFUL JESUS!
36👍 123👎
A more fun way to say that one is horny at and down for anything dirty.
Michael: Do you want me to rub your pussy?
Sarah: Yeppers Peppers
4👍 15👎
An inner city bus stopping to let off the passengers. Easily identified by the massive amount of African Americans spread about.
Sorry I'm late, I had to get through 2 pepper shakers. One got spilled all the way down Main Street!
4👍 8👎
you see a man stroking a pepper grinder in electric six's gaybar video.
14👍 43👎