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Hotdog Sandwich

A Hotdog Sandwich is a type of sandwich made primarily of bread and hot dogs. In most cases, 1-2 hot dogs will be sliced length-wise and placed on top of a single slice of bread, on top of which is placed a second slice of bread. Ketchup or other condiments may be added if desired.

This is a great alternative to eating hot dogs on a bun when you only have bread and no buns.

Person 1: "So me and my girlfriend went home last night and made some hotdog sandwiches."
Person 2: "Oh nice dude, hehehe... So you mean..."
Person 1: "I mean we made sandwiches with hotdogs in them! You thought that was some kind of sexual innuendo didn't you. You spend WAY too much time on Urban Dictionary..."

by comment_spock May 24, 2015


no homo sandwich

The use of the term "no homo" at the beginning and end of a statement to ensure no one can possibly even begin to question your sexual orientation.

No homo sandwich: "No homo, but I sucked a dude's dick, no homo."

Example:" I thought Greg was cool but he uses the no homo sandwich enough that it makes me wonder."

by Herpderpflerp August 7, 2011

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Compliment Sandwich

This is a technique used in the corporate world to masque an insult and make it pallatable for your audience. Specifically you begin your criticism with a compliment follow up with your criticism/insult and then end with a compliment or something favorable about your audience.

"Your firm is in the top tier for the second year in a row and only 6 firms out of 52 are named to the top tier . You did an excellent job. (The Criticsim/Insult) However, you can still improve, we are rolling out personal development plans and every person is going to be expected to improve over the next year. (Ending Compliment) Keep up the great work... here, we got you some pizza!" That is a compliment Sandwich.

by Corporate nobody January 11, 2008

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delicious sandwich

1. a combination of meats, cheeses, and vegetables between two pieces of bread

2. a yummy euphemism for 69ing

"Hey you wanna make a delicious sandwich?"

Or

"You hungry?"
"For a delicious sandwich."

Or

"Do you want to go to Subway for a delicious sandwich."

by mmm, meaty April 20, 2009

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Crapshit sandwich

A sandwich made out of the crap and shit you find around your house. (ex: bread, lettuce, a smashed egg, AA batteries, bodywash, a frozen burger, a shell, baby carrots, etc.) This is always a fun thing to make. Wrap it in plastic, and hide it in your friend's closet, or sock drawer. Also may consist of literal shit.

Also can be used to cover up swear words

What the fuck is this crapshit sandwich doing here!?

Holy crapshit sandwich

by Isotti January 6, 2010

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Nap Sandwich

When you are so tired you rather have a nap for lunch

I didn't sleep well last night. I'm going to have me a nap sandwich in my car.

by John J. Tucker September 16, 2007

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doghair sandwich

a person so putrid that once you come in contact with them its as if you were just forced to eat a sandwich made with fresh doghair

" ugghh is that dave....naah hes known as the doghair sandwich"

by reggie calzone November 1, 2004

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