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What you say to someone with whom you have had one or more previous sexual encounters. Primarily used to
1. Announce sexual prowess and coolness to the general public.
2. Display lack of shame.
3. Humiliate the person to whom the comment is directed, automatically making you the winner and czar of all things excellent.
Ethan: Yo Melissa! Long time no shag, eh?
Melissa: Go fuck yourself Ethan.
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The act of having sexual intercourse on a shag carpet. Afterwards, you must tag her by spraying her vaginal region with tag spray. Most men can shag, but only some can tag. Tag responsibly.
Josh: Yo did u shag 'n tag that girl last night?
James: nah bro, I only shagged, but I couldn't pull off the tag.
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when someone takes too long to collecting your trainers from the storeroom in a popular highstreet shoe store they are in fact having it off on a mound of shoe boxes downstairs disposing their remains in your new shoes.
wheres my shoes samantha they're taking a while?definately having a shoe shag redemption mate
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When someone gets fucked so hard they develop what is called the TJ Shagging Disease, biggest symptom is wrinkles
Girl 1: What happend to claire?
Girl 2: She caught the Tj shagging disease
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An adult game in a vehicle, when a person sees a volts wagon bus (operational or non operational) calls shag-wagon and points it out, that person gets any sexual favor he or she desires at anytime within a one month period. A person can claim as many as possible and use them on the person called with! after one month of shag-wagon being called it is canceled out, each calling is one point (sexual favor) Also a shag-wagon point can be canceled out by another persons shag-wagon point.
a variation to the slug-bug and love-bug game!
Shag-wagon
person # 1.
I see a shag wagon, you owe me sex how ever i tell you to do it tonight!
person # 2.
Ha ha i see a shag wagon, I don't owe you shit, unless you wanna let me put it in your butt!
person # 1. hell no you can't put it in my butt, damn i guess i lost out on a shag wagon!
person # 2. ya well i see another shag wagon right there!
and i say oh yes i am!
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When a women removes your penis during intercourse and let's you ejaculate into her hair.
Yo homie, that feels real good, but now it's time to shag my pup!
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Specifically pertaining to a ski-season.
As April arrives and the end of winter approaches - bar-staff, chalet hosts, ski instructors all realise it is the last week or two to get laid. As horniness and desperation rates soar, inflated levels of grimy, grotty one-night stands are recorded in ski-resorts across the world.
Guy1: Wow, did you hear that Dad shagged our chalet host last night?
Guy2: Not the hot one?!
Guy1: Yep - classic April Panic Shagging
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