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The Trouser Snake is the most feared yet desired animal in the Animal Kingdom. When threatened, the normally docile and relaxed trouser snake tenses up into an erect position in order to increase its size to scare off an attacker. However, if this show of size and ferocity doesn't provoke fear its attacker, the Trouser Snake has been known to use its body to viciously ram the opponent repeatedly until it is driven away. Even more astounding, if the trouser snake can't frighten off an attacker with its body, it has been known to spit a white, gooey substance into an opponent's face, usually aiming for the eyes or oral region. His substance has been shown to induce either two reactions - uncontrollable gagging and blindness, or curiously enough, intense sensations of pleasure and satisfaction. This act has been linked to provocations from surprise, physical stimulation, and also in displays of sexual prowess for its partner or potential mate.
Candy surprised a sleeping Trouser Snake by grabbing it around the neck - in response, the Trouser snake stood up and spit a mouthful of white goo onto her chest.
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The soldier hired by Foxhound and later by philanthropy. Destroyed a ton of metal gears.There isn't much he hasn't done. No matter what anyone else says Snake would pwn Sam Fischer*or whatever the hell*. He is also a ladies man and got it on with some hotties.
Damn I feel like Solid snake....
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The greatest soldier that ever lived. Was part of the "Les Enfants Terrables" project, and is one of the three surviving clones of Big Boss He enjoys snapping peoples necks and beating the crap out of anyone who tries to kill him. An expert at weapons and combat. The best ever.
"Hey look its Solid Snake! He can beat anyone up!"
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When a highschooler has no alcohol, so they steal a tiny amount of several different types of liquor and keep it in the same container; usually a water bottle.
“Yo this snake venom smells like fucking gasoline fam”
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An English Slang phrase. Other notable variations include, "About to Go Snake On", "Went Snake On" and "'Bout to Get Snake On". The exact origin of this phrase is unknown; though it could have originated in the brutal massacre which occurred in Oklahoma called the Going Snake Massacre. Typically found in usage in U.S. Military circles, the phrase has become more common in the English vernacular. The phrase typically carries the meaning of attacking or accosting a person in an extremely violent and unrestrained manner with no thought about consequences. Also, usage may relate to one's approach to a situation or environment. This phrase is a more extreme variation within the family of other colloquialisms such as "freaking out" or "loosing it".
He was Going Snake on that dude before they pulled him off.
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Snakes refers to thieves, mooches, haters, etc. the grass symbolizes your immediate area in certain contexts or just the world in general.
"Snakes in the grass so Ina cut dis shit"
"Better stop flashing your money there be snakes in the grass"
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Slang: Name given to a penis, when in bed.
Similar to a Snake in the blanket. May be errect, or not.
Woman : OMG there is something moving down there.
Guy : Don't worry, it is just my <i>bed snake</i>, you can pat him if you like.
Woman : fuck that.
Man : Ok, if you insist.
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