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A unit of value. One peasant-year is equal to the cost of employing one peasant (anyone making minimum wage) for a year.
For example: in the USA minimum wage is $7.25 an hour and peasants are legally entitled to time off, meaning a peasant-year is equal to $7.25 an hour * 40 hours a week * 50 weeks, or $14,500.
Jeff Bezos has a net worth of $184.6 billion, or 12,731,034.5 peasant-years.
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When the whole year decides to shaft you and make you its bitch
Guy 1: “I’ve broken my arm, got the flu, had my fake taken from me, and got railed by my midterms... and it’s only January”
Guy 2: “Oof... have fun dude. Sounds like you’re stuck with the year of shaft”
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The Obama era from 2009 to 2017 and a lot of questionable activities and events happened between those years. These events included Operation Fast and Furious, Obamacare, WikiLeaks and much more.
The Obama Years are the most outrageous and disgusting events in American history.
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A length of time that varies according to the length of ones penis.
I haven't heard that in a dick year.
Wow, That's been a dick year of time.
It's been a dick year since we have talked.
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The amount of time a person is relevant on the internet. One accual year is 365 days. One internet year is 122 days. the reason an internet year is shorter than a regular year is because the internet moves on quick. the time of relevance for a trend on the internet is almost always around 122 days. 122 days is about 4 months which is the average time of relevancy of a trend.
Person 1: Have you seen this trend on youtube? person 2: That trend is so dead! person 1: What? its only 4 months old!
person 2: thats an internet year
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Year 7s- the youngest year in high school who think they own the place. Some are actually sound and mind their own business, but some just run around swearing and gibbing off at gear 11s, who in the end just push them. Year 7s are known to grass on the elder years (mainly the geeky nerdy ones) because they were laughed at. Some Year 7s will keep to themselves but then talk back to you if you talk to them and they will be pretty nice. If you see a group of Year 7s playing year 3 games, feel free to take the piss out of them.
You can recognise a year 7 by his/her appearance, they can be seen with North Face, Adidas or Nike coats/jackets with hoods up at times, but these may look hard and cocky but actually will give you a hand shake or skin.
You are fucked though if a weird one asks you a question, in that case just do a fake laugh.
Metophorically, Year 7s are Cats, some are nice, some are annoying and some are just dickheads
Year 11: “Yes G”
(Nice) Year 7: Yes G what’s happening”
Year 11: “Nothing much little man, what about you”
Year 7: “Ahh, some year 8 has been starting on me, the little twat”
Year 11: “Shit, show me who mate I will mess him up”
This is a very rare occasion, but will only happen to safe year 7s
Year 11: “Yes little man”
(Cocky) Year 7: “Shut up who the fuck are you”
Year 11: “What”
Year 7: “I said shut up you twat”
Year 11 pushes him into the wall
Year 7 screams “Sir he pushed me”
Year 11 gets expelled...
This is most often the case with cocky year 7s, who as soon as they come in on the first day, get themselves in shit
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little nonces who run around at 8am screaming non stop. There are 5 stages of a year sevens first year at high school. Stage 1: absolutely tiny little things who wont stop playing tag and piss themselves whenever a teacher come near them. They are stupid af and dont know where anything is.
Stage 2: they are now confident, after their first month or so in high school. They’ll make tik toks and do the stupid dances and be super annoying. Teachers will hand out merits/rewards like sweets and year 7s will be running to get them with their backpacks bigger than themselves and clinging onto their 3 in 1 smiggle pencilcase.
Stage 3: they become little shits. They ARE EXTREMELY COCKY and think they own the whole school when really they are literally 2’2. They stand up to the older years but still they have skirts down to their ankles. They will try to take iver the school
Stage 4: They seperate into groups and chavs begin to come. Year 7 chavs are basically just messy buns and skirts which practically dont exist. Year 7 chavs still look like 5 year olds but try to be ‘hard’ and their instagram captions will be like: ‘yi get a smile off is for once//ops//tagged Max// he chose//‘
Stage 5: the normal ones realise how annoying they have been and begin to be a bit like small year 8s.
* A year 7 rushes past with their huge bag*
Year 9: ugh man have yu seen them year 7s there absolutely tincey
Other year 9: err man i know and there sooooo annoying
Year 7: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH have you seen Lily’s pencil case? It was £50000 from Smiggle!
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