Iranian General

The act of loudly ejaculating in a urinal at a shitty restaurant in a bad neighborhood to show off your flex.

I went into waffle house to pull an Iranian General, but Trump pretty well beat me to it in real life.

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cockmaster general

Like a cockmaster, but on the grandest scale possible.

Stop pissing around you cockmaster general.

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generational sodomy

A term coined by Rayne Summers of leasticoulddo.com

It is the action of skull-fucking a man so hard that his great grandchildren occasionally reach to the backs of their heads and say "ow"

essentially changing someones genes with your cock

Skull-fucker: "Oh yeah! take it!"

-hundreds of years later-

Some random guy: "Ow! what was that?!"
Random guys friend: "thats generational sodomy!"

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flux generator

a peice of equipment used for pencil sharpeners in order to run

tyr, your so dumb you broke the flux generator from the green ailien

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general booty

The caption of the football team. The hottest and most popular guy around. Is 6'2 and has quite the abs. Everyone loves general. He goes for what he wants and won't take shit from anyone. Loves his family and is very loyal to his friends. Would protect his girlfriend against the world. General Booty will be the next biggest NFL player.

Damn, who is that hot guy?
That's general Booty!

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generation sandwich

Generation sandwich: a generation sandwich is sexual intercourse/contact with your son/daughter and mother/father. Typically the older generation is on the bottom and the youngest on the top leaving you in the middle dealing with both. You, the middle or the “meat” of the sandwich are typically female and the outer bread male. If the outer bread is female then strap ons are needed. If you’re the “meat” then your asshole is fucked. When the bread of the sandwich “finishes” it’s considered “spreading the mayo” ironically it’s a condiment but there’s no condom. If the bread is black then it’s dark rye and if you the “meat” is black it’s considered a roast beef sandwich.

Ex. “Hey bro what have you been up to?”

“Oh shit I was the bread of the generation sandwich”

“Nice man, did u “spread the mayo?””

“Oh of course, so did my grandpa, we drowned her in mayo!”

“Brooo that’s hot, what kind of “meat” was she?”

“Bologna”

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General Sarcasm

a response to the classic 'captain obvious' insult.

Person 1: "Wow, that skyscraper is tall!"

Person 2: "THANKS, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS"

Person 1: "YOU'RE WELCOME, GENERAL SARCASM"

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