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A 3-dimensional object that has a shape of a square pyramid with different views of Obama's head on each of its lateral faces: front, side (left and right) and back.
No one knows what there's on the square face so three hypotheses can be made: it has a hole for the neck or it doesn't exist at all; there's just missing texture but the face is real; there is default black or other plain colour filling.
It holds the name of "prism" despite being a pyramid because the Internet said so.
Its powers are still a matter of study to this day.
Obamium can be found in Minecraft around level 10-20. When mined, it can be collected as Obama Prism. By putting 9 Obama Prisms in a square shape in the crafting table, the Obama block can be crafted.
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The belief that Obama will somehow tap into powers not know to mortal man and turn the world into a new Eden. Just how and when this will happen his followers aren't saying, but they know it will happen.
Obama magic works on believing, and if it doesn't work it's because of the nonbelievers.
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An experimental cereal Kelloggs is creating to promote Obama's existence to small children. None is known about Obama O's, but it will be featuring Joe Biden marshmallow heads!
Mother: Baby Gerald! I bought you a new experimental cereal! Obama O's! I want you to know of Obama's existance!
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Obama Cancer is an deadly cancer that makes you die in 0.00000001 picosecond! it is very insane and if you survived Obama Cancer the luck chance of it to survive it is 0.1 percent chance! and it is almost impossible to survive and if you survive you will get Obama’s Bad Luck and get unlimited bad lucks
the chance to get it is 100 percent chance also why is it 100 percent because when you hate obama you get obama cancer but if you love obama you get Obama’s good luck
Examples
1. That dude got obama cancer for hating obama
2. He think he can beat obama but he got Obama Cancer
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A joke me and my friends made up...lmao
random guy: If that's not Boneless Obama I don't know what it is...
One who wants to live off government freebees instead of working.......one who believes in wealth redistribution.....socialist
I'm a obama child who is to lazy to work and expect the government to take care of me.
America's BEST president, and also, the BEST decision some people made
"Obama is America's best president!"
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