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what hobbit fetishists watch instead of lesbian porn like the rest of us.
Guy1: Man, wanna watch some hobbit porn? I've got lord of the rubber rings here! Guy2: You know it!
The panic that ensues in a situation when one realizes that he has an extremely limited amount of time to hide or minimize porn before being caught. Often occures late at night when one thinks he is alone to enjoy porn but is alerted to the sound of someone approaching. In the days before the wide spread use of PC's, this panic was often defined by the sound of magazines being shuffled into a drawer or thrown under a bed. If one's reaction time is too slow, this can lead to being caught red handed.
Johnny had a porn-panic today when he was trying to minimize a porn screen on his PC as his mom came up the stairs to check on him.
Porn for people with specific fetishes. Some of it can be somewhat normal ( Foot Fetishes ) to downright gross/ horrifying ( 2 Girls 1 Cup ).
My Mom caught me watching Fetish Porn...fuck my life.
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Porn in minecraft. Like dick goes in vagina my dudes but in minecraft so it's better
Yo you wanna watch some porn. Nah dude let's watch some minecraft porn. Dude what the fuck is wrong with you. Nah dude it's cool look. Wow that's really cool my dude I can watch this shit all day!!!
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Sites providing unlicensed access to streaming high definition porn of any genre of niche legal or otherwise. While there is no immediate out of pocket expense this is "free" in the NOT-free sense, much like adware, luring viewers of advertisements anddrive by malware while providing access to video players. By the time most users become security savvy they are no longer porn consumers.
well before there was porn 3.0 there was nzb.
unchaste interweb use
Only an idiot pays for porn in the Porn 3.0 age.
Rare are the security savvy porn 3.0 viewers. Fewer still view porn 3.0 from a hardened workstation. Better yet is fetching via nzb.
contrary to popular belief using porn 3.0 does not merely relieve sexual tension: it habituates the user to immediate gratification and fans the flames of concupiscence magnifying the yearning for coed sexual activities: hj, bj, fucking her ass, vaginal sex. Combined with female "contraception" (potential abortifacient) frequently copulating (and more so with multiple female coitus partners) increases the likelihood of temporary fatherhood -- conceiving new child, chemically murdered without notice.
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a mens magazine usually filled with pornographic images ranging from scantily-clad young ladies (1950's era), to today's naked titty pics, beaver pics, lesbian, oral, anal, group, fetish, bdsm, and worse
this is the Print Era equivalent of porn web sites
sometimes called "porno"
Yuck. I was looking for my fishing gear in our garage when I found my dad's hidden stash.
Your dad smokes dope?
No man, worse. It was his porn mags. Gross.
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The act of putting a scary image in the middle of a porn video so as to scare a guy and totally make them never watch porn again.
Dude I had this porn scare lasts night of this monster from Insidious and almost ripped my penis off!!