Cartoon Oil

Suppposedly, a drug that takes several months to make, and lets you see everything as a cartoon. After just one dose, you OD, so you die. I have yet to find any proof of it's actual existence.

Woah, I took some cartoon oil, and now everything is a cartoon! Too bad I'm gonna die once it wears off...

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Oil Slick

After performing an Alaskan Pipeline, force the person to hold in the shit filled condom and till it thaws and force them to defecate it back out. Thus is born the oil slick

Oh man Joey gave me an Alaskan Pipeline last night so I couldn't help but have an oil slick.

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Oil Fedish

Sexual Attrachtion to Oil

I have a Oil Fedish, I love to cum to oil.

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Oil Spill

The result of a successful and triumphant Alaskian Pipe Line. This is when both parties involved take equal risk. The first steps are identical to a traditional Alaskan Pipe Line. Once the frozen member has thawed completely, the giver now becomes the receiver. The thawed, now melted shit condom is jetacended from the anus to gracefully fall on the waiting revivers face, exploding on impact.

Bob gave Marry an Alaskian Pipe Line on Friday night. Bob and Marry got to drunk and forgot about it. On Saturday night Marry abruptly gave Bob a massive Oil Spill. Their marriage blossomed like never before after that.

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Fracking for Oil

The term Fracking for Oil refers to when a man inserts his flacid penis into a tight asshole of another man, and continues to get hard, pushing the tip further in without thrusting.

“Try not to hang out with Greg too much dude, he’s going to start fracking for oil with you soon if you keep this up”

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babe oil

Babe oil is an oil used to get all the babes you want

I need some babe oil I’m lonely

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oiled men

To dominate someone in a shooter-based video game repeatedly in various ways that will lead the player dominated to a dangerously angry state and cause him to break his gaming equipment.

Hey, Martin, wanna go do oiled men in the server?

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