Lay Tracks

When you go into a public restroom stall and lay out some smooth sounds... Also known as serious gas farts (also long turds) in the stall.

"I've got to go lay tracks in the sound booth." Also: "Man, I have got to hit the sound booth and lay down some heavy tracks!"

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bitch track

the easy way out; a short cut

Joe: Is that him? I can't see. How did he beat us?
Me: Yeah Scott took the bitch track.

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Hot Tracks

When you leave a bunch of skid marks in a toilet and someone that’s waiting goes in right after you left your skidmarks in the toilet

Holy shit; I just left hot tracks in the toilet.

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track dog

a girl or boy who is ovrly fond of a person. in other words someone who is obsessed with somene else.

wow linda is so obsessed with kyle, shes goin in circles, what a track dog

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track-ho

A male or female that runs through sexual partners like they were at a track meat.

That track-ho has been with Toney, Jermaine, and Tre all in this past week.

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track day bro

Dragging your bro (Male or not) to a motorsport event in which tires are burnt, cones flattened, and reputation earned.

Usually consists of Mazda MX-5 Miatas, Honda Civics, and the occasional Corolla who got lost.

"Track day bro"
"Nah not today"
*Grabs his bro*
"GET IN THE MIATA IT'S TRACK DAY BRO"

Warning-Track Power

Contrary to popular belief, warning-track power is NOT a good thing. It is "almost." it is "not-quite." It is the epitome of having enough to excite, without having enough "oomph" too truly hit the "home run."

"Johnny had warning-track power in the bedroom, starting strong, but finishing early."

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