Double-Stuffed Twinkie

A twinkie filled with semen. Is best made by climaxing into a turkey baster, then injecting the seminal fluid through the bottom of the twinkie, thus preserving the twinkie's original appearance.

Jay: Don't eat that!
Jon: Why?
Jay: It's a Double-Stuffed Twinkie, I made it for Matt.
Jon: Sweet, that kid's a douchebag.

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Second-hand Twinkie

One man 'titty-fucks' a woman, ejaculates between her breasts then is followed up by a SECOND man who titty-fucks the woman using the first man's ejaculate as lubricant. Also may be refered to as 'The Goodwill Wrapper'

"Okay buddy! She said she wants a Second-hand Twinkie . Her beef curtains are lubed up and ready to go my man!"

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shit-filled twinkie

when bad events foment an unreasonably pessimestic view of life.

Life is a shit-filled twinkie and it's time to take another bite!

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Fuck my twinkies!

A saying used to express extreme anger when your are told something unexpected...

guy 1: "Hey so that test in science is next week right?"
guy 2: "No dude that's TODAY"
guy 3: "FUCK MY TWINKIES!!!"

Twinkie Oreo pudding

Diabetes

Twinkie oreo pudding gave me diabetes

Butt Twinky

Originated in 2007, a young man was walking up the stairs of his vermont house. Proceeding up the stairs looked at his friend's ass and thought of "Man I could so butt twinky that"

Brad : I could so butt twinky that.

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Twinkie Bright Light

A Twinkie Bright Light is a white person that has been used as a cumdump or has been nutted in.

"I am Sam's little Twinkie Bright Light"; Ramona said as she held her pregnant stomach.

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