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It is a person who kisses up to women in an attempt to pull them. They end up getting friend zoned. Names are Michael, Mike and Mikhail and other names that are like those.
Your a simp
a simp is when you keep simping over a girl and you think they gonna like it and go out with you.
Person 1: “omg you know natalia damn she has such a phat ass🤤“
Person 2: “man your simping yet again, she dont like you😒“
simp (plural simps) (slang) A man who foolishly overvalues and defers to a woman, putting her on a pedestal. (slang) A simple person lacking common sense; a fool or simpleton.
Woman: Ey, kill that dude.
Man: Why-
Woman: Cuz I'm hot.
Man: Fair enough.
Man 2: SIMP
a person who dies anything to get in bed with a girl
look mikael is the biggest simp ever
Person who puts hoes before the bro’s
Tyler Donald Ducharme is the biggest simp ever
Dar-den, Brings coffee to women even though it will gain nothing.
You are a SIMP because you give girls coffee even though there is no chance of any sexual exchange.
Someone who does anything for their girlfriend; they put the hoes before the bros.
Noah: "Dude, Ira's simping with his girl Jasmine again."
Dominick: "What a simp."
Jordan: " What a bot."