Yeah... Never use ”xD”, help making the earth a better place.
Gosh darn it, I died!
xD
Yeah... I dont think I know you.
Does any of your friends send you "xD?" The new rule, according to the frog cult my stuffed animals and I created, whenever xD is sent your friend owes you 1 dollar. Don't tell your friend until the end of the day.
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-phoeeeeebett
Friend: HAHAHA look at this video xD
You: HAHAHAHA
(your mind: $1 just made ;))
Friend:
xD xD xD xD xD xD (x1000000)
You: Pay up :)
When someone does anal intercourse with a girl. Then after that they use the Penis they used to do anal to do vaginal. This leads to many diseases. This term is when specifically they do anal and when you hear the "clap, clap, clap" you know its anal and "xD"
Jerry: "I know we are just high schoolers but I wanna fuck Jessica"
Bob: "Fuck her with xD"
Jerry: "I dont want my dick in her ass"
Me: I have crippling depression
Someone else: lol
A random guy: xD
Guy one on phone text: gotta get them gains.
Guy two on phone text:XD
Used in response to a questionable action or decision made by a friend or colleague. Mostly used to laugh at the individual, making them realise their mistake.
Thomas: Hitler was a good man.
Philip: xD?