macking like wild sea lions

Part of Speech: noun
Definition: kissing and caressing, necking; sometimes a euphemism for sexual intercourse

Everyone at the party was pairing off and macking like wild sea lions in the corners.

laugh at somebody like a tuna at a turtle

to laugh at somebody out of sheer fondness of that person

If you can laugh at somebody like a tuna at a turtle and he doesn't feel offended, you can call him your friend.

personality like a 'can of dog food'

A subjective personality type where the individual looks boring, plain (and even unappealing) on the outside even when they try to put a fun spin on themselves (usually because they try too hard to be likable), then when you crack them open (depending on your personality type) you realize... they are actually a pretty gross on the inside. However there are other people who do like them a LOT for whatever reason (dogs), these individuals tend to flock to them immediately, either in defense of them or to basically eat them up, often offering some of the person's bullshit up to others who usually tell them either, 'I'm good' or 'eww, gross', to which they immediately take offense.

Dude, you should watch the Legend of Korra it is SO amazing.

Nah, Korra has a personality like a 'can of dog food'

Man, f*ck you, bro! Korra is awesome!

DO YOU LIKE MY SONG?????

final part

DO YOU LIKE MY SONG????? 😔

It’s beginning to look a lot, like, Cringmas!

This is a song originally sang by The True Master himself. The True Master was feeling very festive, so he sung this song. Memers alike joined in and sung together.

This is the first line of the song, a spin on the classic ‘It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas’, originally sung by Johnny Mathis. The word ‘Christmas’ is altered to ‘Cringmas’ in order to attempt to inject some humour, a loved classic move from The True Master. The True Master unfortunately only sung the first line of the song, and I, myself, continued with ‘everywhere I dab’, in which The True Master laughed at and began to sing himself.

During form, where there is small amounts of chatter.
Suddenly, The True Master pipes up.
“It’s beginning to look a lot, like, Cringmas!”
Memers alike begin to laugh.

Can we smash 1000 likes?

An unoriginal youtuber that needs revenue.

You: Good video.
Youtuber: CAN WE SMASH 1000 LIKES?
You: Nevermind.

looking like a jar of peanut butter

you looking thick

you looking like a jar of peanut butter in those jeans