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The mountains are pink it's time to drink

The sun is low on the horizon. The mountains are stunningly illuminated. It's time for happy hour!

Dave Johnston said the mountains are pink it's time to drink. Bottoms up!

by puddykast January 25, 2016


Happy-Fun-Bath-Time

The act of being in the presence of others whist preforming bathroom rituals ie. shaving/grooming ones self. Does not have to be contained to a bathroom can be in kitchen sink or other water orifaces'. Must always be happy and enjoying ones self.

'I was thinking about having a shower but then i decided to yell Happy-Fun-Bath-Time and everyone congrigated in the kitchen sink and I percided to shave my legs while others grooms whist in my presence. We were all happy and there was some hasting giggling' -The Mac

by moanington October 10, 2010


Ideal Boba Consumption Time

The ideal boba consumption time is an artful window, typically between the hours of 12 and 3. However, boba is best consumed within one to three hours after eating a meal, so times may vary based on culture and personal scheduling.

What will be our Ideal Boba Consumption Time if we eat at 1?

by bobaoclock January 20, 2021


Better Loch Ness Time

The Scottish version of "Better luck next time"

Thought up by Nadia Meinertz

Oh you didn't die from playing on your stupid sack trompet while matching around in slut-uniforms? Better Loch Ness time, then

by OpelKadetja+KajBajer October 22, 2022


the good times and the bad ones

an amaizing album by why don’t we (hottest and best people on the face of the earth!) self produced and written. anyway go stream it (if its out yet) and enjoy the rest of your life, thanks. 🥰

Nina: have you heard why don’t we’s new album “the good times and the bad ones”?
Danél: YES! I love Zach!
Nina: ayeeeee! I love Daniel!

by ninajoubert November 17, 2020


Old Time Picture Show

This is when you tie someone to a chair and force them to watch videos of you jacking off in other peoples faces while you jack off on their face and film it for future use.

I have a feeling Aaron will love the old time picture show tonight and give it two thumbs up.

by Fingerlove November 24, 2010


Real Time with Bill Maher

The HBO original Television series with political Commentator and comedian, Bill Maher.

In 2002 Maher was the subject of controversy when on his original "Politically Incorrect's September 17 show, had guest Dinesh D'Souza disputing the Bush's label of calling the 9-11 terrorists, "Cowards". She said the terrorists were warriors. Maher agreed and replied "We have been the cowards, lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly".

His show was canceled on ABC and Real Time premiered on HBO on February 21, 2003

Bill Maher out lasted President Bush when his show "Real Time with Bill Maher" was picked up for another season in 2009.

by Amadscientist April 19, 2009

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