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On May 24th, you fuck your boyfriend/girlfriend or ask your crush if they want to fuck.
🤷🏻 ♂️:Hey do you want to f*ck today is national friend fuck day?
🙋🏻 ♀️:Yes, of course!!!
On 4/20, in support of marijuana legalization flash a friend (can be done by male or female).
I just saw 2 topless women on 420 flash a friend day in support of legalization!
The greatest fnaf YouTuber which is my psychic friend toy freddy
Me: hey what's up guys it is i psychic friend toy freddy here
Everyone: he is the messiah
A male friend who gets involved with all of the girlfriends, of his male friends, but strictly in a friendship way.
Ted, from the movie "Jingle all the Way".
Example 1.
Friend 1:
"Great!, Alfredo added my girlfriend on Facebook."
Friend 2:
"Don't you mean Ted did?"
(Alfredo is a Friend You Call Ted.)
A person who you was close with on the internet and they betrayed you or turn into a different person
Elliot is my ex internet best friend .
When you're playing Fifa Pro Clubs and your mate doesn't cross it in until he's at the corner of the pitch.
Cameron, stop being best friends with the corner flag!
On 1st of November it’s kick ur friend day. You better get ur foot ready
You: Hey it’s kick ur friend day stand still
Friend: wait wha...... aaaaarrrrrggggg