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A small town in Michigan's lower thumb region, filled with Pathetic orange colored teenagers, Drug addict Adults, Annoying toddlers and semi cute babies. Infested with teen moms and wannabe gangsters that pride their every day in wanting to seem better than one another, while not realizing they suck at life.
New Haven is its own little world of fuckedupness. Don't look for your fellow plastics here, these bitches don't know how to change out of their pajamas and ugg boots. To be clear, Fashion is a word Never spoken in this town. They cant seem to understand it. As for guys? Well, as said, Wanna be gangsters that are burnouts or athletes with no futures followed by a slight amount of "Country boys" that think they're cool just because they drink beer and have ugly loud trucks. Boneheads.
The only decent people in new haven would be the elderly, and the gays. Which even then, there's a small selection of likable ones. If you MUST go there, beware of who you talk to. It could be the person screwing your husband.
New Haven High School? HA! It doesn't deserve to be exemplified.
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Also known as the spruce "geeks", not only are these losers located on the outskirts of town (Port Orange) , but on the outside of the social ladder as well. These hawks are famous for their IB program where they endure having no life for four years straight just so they can get into the same schools as everybody else. They're schedules consist of srictly studying and attending sporting events. No one has ever spotted one lurking anywhere beyond those places so consider yourself lucky if you catch the rare species actually doing something fun.
Cool Kid: "Hey, are you going to that party tonight?"
Spruce Creek High School Student: " No. I have study."
Cool Kid: "Dude, we graduated...yesterday."
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A school in Chino, California pertaining of: 20% drugged up kids, 42% sluts (mostly sophwhores and most aren't even good looking either), 10% athletes, 3% academic intelligence, and 25% fun (usually outside of school).
Don Lugo High School is pretty epic... nvm it's just the CLASS OF 2013!
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Home of the War Eagles in Texas, rival to the Woodlands and College Park. Made up of people with originality and a sense of humor , Despite living so close to the Woodlands ..
(Woodlands High School Guy) - Dude !! Why did the chicken cross the road?!?!
(Oak Ridge High School Guy) - Because you're a fucking Gooch Bison..
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Located in prosperous Northern Virginia, Washington-Lee High School or W-L (NOT W&L) is one of three public high school in Arlington County. It consistently is the highest ranked high school in Arlington in academics, diversity (economically and racially), and sports. One of the top schools in the entire state of Virginia, Washington-Lee has graduated many famous alumni including Sandra Bullock and Reggie Harrison. Its students are kind, smart, and dedicated, especially when compared to the crack-addicted rich douches from Yorktown High School and the depressed, lazy idiots from Wakefield High School. W-L is the only high school in the region to have the IB or International Baccalaureate program and sends many of its seniors to top level schools like UVA and the members of the Ivy League. Whoever trashes W-L, most likely Yorktown students, are simply jealous that they did not get the chance to receive a great education and have nothing else to do with their lives because daddy stopped paying for everything.
Person 1: I go to Washington-Lee High School, where do you go to school?
Person 2: Yorktown, where we are retarded and have nothing else to do with our lives but pop Xans and spend daddy's money
Person 1: Oh that's too bad. I am really enjoying school and will go far in life.
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Alta Loma High School is in the infamous Rancho Cucamonga. It is where all the "COOL KIDS" go. filled with bros, blacks, preps, jocks, and the misfits with the platform boots! Its biggest rival is Los Osos High School and no matter what sport it is they have to get in a fight over it to see who is better. Alta Loma and Los Osos tag eachother up to prove what they call a point! Even though they are rivals and say they hate eachother, everybody that goes to Alta Loma are friends with the rich kids at Los Osos. Alta Loma is obsessed with their football program and would die for it if they had to. This high school is the first school in Rancho Cucamonga and if you dont go here or you make fun of it you better run cause these kids dont mess around!
Alta Loma High School is in the infamous 909
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The "sister" school of Jackson Memorial in Jackson,NJ. This school is filled with new freshmen who think their hot shit, and the other classes who think their the shit. This is the school where everyone sucks at sports, except for the girls field hockey. All the boys varsity teams are horrible, and is a disgrace to jackson. All the teachers are oldheads, and everyone is best friends with the substitutes. The pep rallys for this school are horrible and everyone would rather be by lwood(lakewood) smoking weed. Half the school smoke weed and the other half are virgins till their grave. This is the school where it looks and smells like a prison. The technology is cool, but still a prison. The lunchrooms are known is where people talk shit about someone, and when one of the lunch ladies is a whore. Normally people find out who was talking shit and have a little argument in the hallway, which everyone stops and have to see, then go home and talks about it on Myspace. Basically the worst school in New Jersey, and Jackson Memorial is so much better
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