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(n) - 1. A burst of flatulence that explodes from the anus mid-defecation, causing a spray of fecal matter to cover the inside of the toilet bowl and also often covering the posterior and genitalia of the person sitting on said toilet with a coating of shit as well.
2. The metaphorical human equivalent of the first definition.
A portmanteaux of the words, trumpet and dump. (v) - trumping or trumped (adv) - trumpily or trumpishly (adj) - trumpish or trumpy. (syn) shart or guff-and-follow-through (british)
Last night, when I was taking a shit, I trumped so hard that I blew shit all over the toilet, my balls, and all the way up my back.
One of the last of his kind, doomed to inevitable extinction, due to its outdated and self alienating ways.
“Trump oh trump, be my speed bump,
Want your head to go thump, you silly dump trump. If I had one wish, you annoying fat fish,
I’d have you slow roasted and served in a dish.
Your brain’s like rotten cabbage, when you speak you do damage, you rotten old veg, should step off a ledge. Do this leave no letter, our world will be better.”
To achieve political office via first-past-the-post, irrespective of the popular vote.
'Hell no, we aren't the most popular, but we can still trump our way in!'
A UK informal word for a fart.
Good riddance to President Trump! Ahem. President Fart!
Kevin lost the race by a good quarter mile, complaining as he crossed the finish line, he is such a trump
the best fuggin president ever
Welder: I voted for trump!
Karen: BIDEN IS BETTER PUZZY
Verb. To screw up beyond all measure, without apology, in the most toxic manner possible
Well, he really trumped that up. I’ve never seen such a mess.