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King Arthur’d

The attempt of a foreign individual or group to invite you to gather together for a threesome.

Much like King Arthur sent out lettered invitations for knights to gather around the round table and muck around.

I was selling ice cream on the beach and a couple wrote me a note on a napkin asking me to have a threesome with them.

I said no

If you’re going to King Arthur me at least give me a good tip!

King Arthurd- the act of getting invited into a threesome

by Breath God September 8, 2021


King Ron

King Ron is a distant cousin of King Von. He fucks bitches all day and is a godly freestyler, his flow is undeniably the best and so is his huge cock. He automatically gets the n-word pass cuz everyone is scared of him.

Bro King Ron is the best, he fucked me while producing a whole new album, what a menace.

by Blackmidgetslayer May 23, 2022


Crusader Kings 2

Addictive as hell PC video game about some random people from the medieval era

Bobby: i just murdered a family of five in some prison on crusader kings 2
Jim: please get mental help

by IntergalactalEnergy May 23, 2023


King weeaboo

Ethan Matsumoto

Ethath is the king weeaboo

by King Luigi February 28, 2019


King Cake

When a dude nuts inside of a big butt.

Friend 1: Do you see that girl? She's got some cake!
Friend 2: Yeah man, I want to give her a King Cake!

by Alup January 31, 2022


King O' Scotland

A mixed beverage containing scotch, whiskey, bols liqueur and sprite or 7up.

Hey Barkeep! I'll have a King O' Scotland, and don't skimp on the ice!

by greatghan December 14, 2018


king's gambit

A gambit where you sack your king.

Person 1:Dude you can't take my rook with your king, it's protected by the queen
Person 2:Bro it's king's gambit, how do you not know that

by zappity May 20, 2024