meat tongs

When two males use their penises in a pincher-type fashion to lift objects.

Unwilling to touch the dirty panties with their clean hands, Derek and Tuan used their "meat tongs" to lift them off the bed and toss them aside.

Meat Flinch

When something is so good it makes your penis flinch.

Those chocolate strawberries made my toes curl and the cookies were so good they made my meat flinch.

Bro that movie was so fire, shit had my meat flinching

Meat Stew

When you stick your penis in a girl and then go to sleep. It’s like soaking, except over night. In the morning, the meat falls off the bone like overnight smoked brisket.

Bro I made Meat Stew with Kaity the other night, shit looked like prunes.

Fresh meat

No man wants a old fucking women catch up man.

Fresh meat let's say we can start at 13 👍 go bananas lady's your a star till you tern 25

Fresh Meat

One of the greatest comedy series of all time

Friend 1:hey what are you watching
Friend 2: only one of the greatest comedy series ever created (fresh meat)

Chopping The Meat

To chop the meat is an action that takes place during a concert or while listening to music.

Place your inside hand on the subject's arm for starters. Begin the chopping motion on the subject's arm (not to hard)with your outside hand just below your "holding hand". Now move your "chopper" down the subject's arm slowly while chopping at a moderate to fast pace (keeping with the beat of the music).

Melbourne meat curtain

A gaping hole very dry and never seen by man. "Cara needs to have sex, her Melbourne meat curtain is so obvious"

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