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After your Bro has a really wicked crap after Taco Times Taco Tuesday special; you grab his penis and floss his butt with it.
Wednesday after Jimmy Ate at Taco Time for Taco Tuesday he had a wicked case of the runs. So when it started running down his leg I grabbed his member and Jammed it in between his cheeks and gave him a good old fashioned hand butt hot rod.
“Popping a short-handed Joe” is the expression of fisting a handicapped human in the anus with half a hand.
“Mind popping a short-handed Joe on me? I really need that after my long day at work!”
“Sure, no worries!”
The act of ejaculating into your own hand and then continuing to masturbate, using the semen as lube.
Person 1: "how often do you masturbate?"
Person 2: "technically once a day but I do the buttery hand."
If you have a pregnant wife you know what I mean.
I have grown a hand mullet due to a lack of sexual participation from my pregnant wife.
Means when you see the POS you are saying this to, your hands or fists will be connecting with their face
“Robert better watch out, when I see him it’s Hands on sight.”
“Fuck you bitch! Next time our paths cross its Hands on sight!!!”
An individual who writes or operates with their left hand, and subsequently worships Satan.
Do we have any left handed devil worshipers in the room
a celebration of pleasure
pronounced - 'hand CHorny'
Ryan I got filled in a good way i made a 'HAND HORNY'
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