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John is a pear which makes him very fruity, make sure to play CPR around him to make him put his hand over his mouth and maybe he would sing CPR with you ( the song by CUPCAKKE )
A one nut wounder.
He has his pecker in his hand, he's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo.
Dude I saw a one nut wounder.
I heard his name is john.
a person with a big dick
A john with a big dick!
John but BUILT different 😩
A guy who is so kind to you and loves you unconditionally but will show red flags later on like playing the victim and being a jerk. If you can get him to communicate properly with you there’s a good chance your relationship will end up happy and for many years but be warned johns are easily annoyed and are very introverted meaning after a fight there’s a good chance you’ll find him locked up in the basement with his gaming controller in hands
Ex: I cant believe John ghosted me for hours!
The best boyfriend in the whole entire world! I mean this boy is gonna be the love of your life I STG this boy will take your breath away and steal your heart
Haley: who’s this John guy you always talk about
Savannah: oh, John is my boyfriend. The best one in the whole world! I am so in love with him!
Haley: awwwww!! I’m the third wheel!!!!!