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a man named ricky who has pink eye and claims he caught it from trinity but in reality he ATE TOO MUCH ASS!!!
oh look it’s rim job ricky again, back from eating ass.
A highly kinky sexual action. A bunker job occurs post blow job, however pre-ejaculation. A Bunker Job occurs when a penis cums in someone's ear.
I gave this chick the best Bunker Job. Her ear was filled with jizz for 3 weeks.
When one rubs their nose against a penis
Ashley gave me the best Eskamo Job last night- definitely will do again
When you use online dating to meet people that have drugs, then go over to their house and steal the drugs behind their back. Then you sell the drugs and make bank.
“Hey bro you trying to play Hungry Hungry Hippos with me?”
“Nah man I’m working tonight. Have an east job planned for tonight.”
A "Hoodie Job" or "Hoodie" is when the hood of the clitoris is used to stimulate her clitoris for sexual pleasure.
A) She got off on the hoodie I give her.
B) We are just getting to know each other so I just give her a hoodie job - she loved it.
C) She was so horny - she gave herself a hoodie while I fucking her.
A blowjob from a grotesque, disgusting, toothless, sloppy, sweaty, older Floridian woman. Specifically given in the Everglades. Has to be performed with swamp water in their mouth. Must be very throaty. Be ready to get hepatitis A, B, or C.
Hey man I just got the best swamp job of my life from old Agnes down in the Everglades.
A discussion that one brings up when hitting a dead end in a conversation about illegal immigration, claiming they are stealing work from americans.
Those mexicans are stealing jobs from americans.
No, unless you want more american citizens mowing lawns or working at McDonald's. don't pull the Job card.