The term βfunny cuntβ is usually used to a mate or someone who is humorous.
Yeah that guy at the party last night was a funny cunt.
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A guy that calls his girlfriend or wife when he's with his friends, or a social gathering that is a good time until said person does aforementioned thing.
"Caught three largemouth bass last Thursday!"
"I know Carl I was there, caught three myself. Too bad that fishing trip was a cunt-dinger."
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Teo DvorΕ‘ak and TjaΕ‘ Jelenko
1:You know TjaΕ‘ Jelenko?
2: Yea he's a fat cunt
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During the winter when a woman begins to "let herself go". She will grow out all body hair especially that of the vaginal area during this period a man will resort to self-pleasure to avoid Carpet Burn.
"I was in the mood but then she came at me with that Christmas Cunt"
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As big as a uhaul van but empty.
I rented her but, once inside I got lost . She was a rent a cunt.
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someone who goes out of their way to ruin lives and reputations.
Just because some cunt dragon decides to troll facebook and send incriminating pictures to the cops, innocent kids are getting f**ked over!
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A person who cant get their ass out of their parents basement to do anything productive or get a legit job that pays them money and instead, spends that time jerking off, watching porn and playing so much video games and never going to sleep.
Parents: Why is this Lazy Cunt still in our house and he is 39 years old, he needs to actually obtain a real job.
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