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When two males stand facing away from each other while using their right hand to jack each other off and their left hand to finger each other's assholes.
I walked in on Dave and Hank during their Mobius Double Reacharound last night, it was a sight that I will never forget.
When two people are making puns at the same time.
I was part of a"double-pun-itration" last night, it was awful.
The Double U CUP football tournament is just around the corner. As such, the whole world is in the grip of Word Cup fever.
The Serbian Jew Double Cross is when you have a friend who happens to be a Serbian jew, from the mid 1930's, who just escaped from Auschwitz summer camp, then he comes back and poops on your car. The double cross occurs when your friend poops on your car.
Friend 1: "So Jose pulled a Serbian Jew Double Cross last night, that Jew"
Friend 2: "God Damn Jews."
A crazy group of four teenagers that have nothing better to do than hang around in an art room after school drawing random shit and crazy fantasy puke on the board then signing it "L double M J" and ditching.
"Dude, this morning I found the whiteboard covered with mutated Pokemon, ducks, and random messages hidden behind student's artwork."
"Any idea who did it?"
"Yeah, L double M J... whoever that is."
Two Dutch people, usually men, smiling at one camera exactly 50 feet away. More than likely, pimping bling bling.
If there was ever two things in this world I didn't like, one would be the Dutch and two would be the Dutch double dutching.