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an ancient sexual jigsaw, originating in Bangalore, India. Features 27 varieties of penetration by and into 7 body parts. Tradional accessories include a passion fruit filled with petroleum jelly, lime skin finger puppets and one tiny fez hat.
A: That girl the other night was crazy, pulled a bangalore monkey butler on me!
B: Whoah!
A: Bad times tho, got the kashmir rasmir.
B: These things happen.
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Self gratification, to masturbate with ones self,male or female,play with my monkey
Damn that girl is hot,hang on a minute buddy,I'm going to go "Play with my Monkey" real quick!!
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A man who is acting extremely hyper and social, though they are usually calm and detached.
I say, Tom sure is being one hell of a radioactive crack monkey today.
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When a woman gives a man a blowjob, and before the man ejaculates, she twists his member clockwise in a wrenching motion while he attempts to ejaculate.
I was hoping for a good time with that prostitute, but she ended up giving me a Portuguese monkey wrench.
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A meme commonly used by Warren Ellis. Assumed to refer to a a counterculture near-human creature commonly mistaken for a simian.
It is not know what the filthy monkey plans, but one can safely assume it can't be good. Used in situations where conniving is warranted.
"Are you planning to seduce that innocent little freshman tomorrow?"
"Maybe yes, maybe no. The filthy monkey, it plans."
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1. Yet another exclaimation of extreme disappointment. Usually uttered after a disheartending discovery.
2. Used in place of "I'll be!", or "you are kidding me".
"You dumped a bowl of icecream on the carpet?? Aw, fuck my monkey!"
"Well, fucky my monkey.... I just saw my cousin on TV!"
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The act of urinating while in a pool of water (preferably the ocean) while in the personal space of another individual- close enough for the presence of bodily fluid to be noticed.
Applicable to both sexes.
Person 1: Why is the water over here so warm?
Person 2: You've just been dutch sea monkeyed!
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