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Carl: hey, can I break ur back Matthew?
Matthew: why?
Carl: it’s February 2 national fuck your homie day!
February 2 otherwise know as “Day of the fuck wit” is a day where fuck wits are usually born into this world.
“That fuck wit was definitely born February 2”
How bored are you?
There's no way you're this bored of a person
Like how did you even type all of this- whatever
I typed the most long word ever! it's "qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpPaAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlLzZxXcCvVbBnNmM1¹2²3³4⁴5⁵6⁶7⁷8⁸9⁹0⁰@#№$¢_&-_+±(<)>/*★"”'’:;!¡?¿~`|•♪√πΠ÷ק¶∆£¢€¥^↑°′=≠{(})\%‰©®™✓"
Hardcore and adult version of League of Legends.
LOL player who is max 13yo: I need my Yasuo HASAGI to get pentakill. I am a fucking legend and high elo player of EU West. So who is Yasuo on DOTA 2?
Experienced Dota player: Lock Invoker.
LOL player who is max 13 yo: Wuut?? what the hell is that?
while in game...
LOL player who is max 13yo: ohhh someone froze the screen am I DDOSed?
and i can't play that asshole Vladimir. How many skills does he have faggot? I need to log off fuck you all!
A few moments later...
Wait the game started again!!!!!!!!! I AM GOING TO EXPLODE NEXUS wait I LOST MY WHOLE MONEY I AM GOING TO PUNCH MY SCREEN CYKA BLYAT
The built in autonomous self-repair system that exists inside the motor of a 2-valve 4.6L DOHC Ford V8 motor.
I hit a puddle and water got into my motor, causing an engine tick and a triple misfire, but after a week or two, the 2-valve Regenerative Repair System kicked in and the tick is gone and all 8 cylinders are firing normally.
Holy shit! Looks like 2 Dales on a roof. They sure are having a gay ol’ time!
See also Blake and Tyler.