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fish emotions

An incomprehensible feeling. Beyond that of mere man

I wish in the fish emotions today

by 4rat October 29, 2023


Fish season

The time of year when fast food restaurants feature seasonal seafood. Generally coincides with the Christian holy season of Lent in early spring, which requires individuals to eat pescatarian or vegetarian diets for the 40 days before Easter.

Popeyes has their fish sandwich and shrimp box just in time for Mardi Gras. Fish season is really in full swing

by ragonkmasterp1 February 11, 2024


Favorite Fishing T

The t-shirt used to wipe off your face after a long cunnilingus session, usually taken off and forgotten about for a few days then found on floor and put back on now smelling like YOUR FAVORITE FISHING T!

She asked if I was actually wearing my FAVORITE FISHING T from the other day?

Your mom says it reminds her of us, when I wear my FAVORITE FISHING T!

by DamnShittyHuskerSkip1 March 3, 2024


fishing for crappie

Fingering your butthole.
Saluting the Rear Admiral.

Grandmother: "Excuse me, have you seen my grandson?"
Bass Pro Shops Employee: "FUCK you scared me! Jesus you can't just sneak up to a BPS Employee like that. We're ALL fucking armed. Anyway last I saw him he was back in the Women's Department fishing for crappie. Christ. I don't know how you snuck behind me with that Civil War era walker, but you sure found away past my ample defenses. I don't know whether to fight ya or fuck ya meemaw.

by blackstardust May 8, 2024


Chisel-Fish

A derogatory term given to a person; a piece of shit haggler, who constantly to haggles over price effectively whittling the amount down in the same way you would chisel a piece of wood. Similar to the term "To Jew down the price"

...oh yeah, Steve so-and-so, is the biggest chisel-fish. He's always trying to get it cheaper...

by mojo8772 January 29, 2020


fish-bagging

Chugging beer from a large plastic bag.

People were shot gunning and fish-bagging at that party.

by brittanyhall October 16, 2017


troll-fishing

to post content for the sole purpose of baiting (and catching) people to troll.

Did you see the anti-Trump meme I posted? I was troll-fishing for my alt-right uncle and now it has 102 angry comments.

by steine December 26, 2017