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When A woman/man's partner LOVE'S Christmas so much they dress up as a christmas elf and preform oral sex while pretending to be from the north pole.
Last night I was so excited for the holidays I put on my elf hat, suspenders, green tights and my shoes with the bells and gave my husband an Elf job under the mistletoe! H
A meme referencing workers being lazy by not taking literally seconds out of their time to do a job more effectively. Generally, it's because they refuse to move something and instead work around it (or over it).
The road painter painted over a dead animal instead of moving it, thereby screwing up the line and giving people extreme OCD for years to come.
"Not my job," he said.
Get her on her knees with head against the wall while pounding the back of her throat which will cause dents in the sheetrock
I need to go to home depot to buy some sheetrock job patch after last night
A blowjob so good it’s completed in 30 seconds.... or it can make ice cream melt. In a microwave for 30seconds
That boy just got a 30 second microwave job
My job is not to get rejected 98% while you let the handicapped and the fat-cocks circumvent "their fucking job" (apparently) by throwing yourself at them.
Hym "Jesus Christ, that isn't 'my job.' To sacrifice myself on the altar of the collective female ego because I'm not good enough to use you for sex and discard you."
A method of torture devolped and perfected by Israeli Commandos. After the most recent Geneva Convention, it was outlawed in all civilized countries under penalty of death by Toon Job.
"Man, I just can't stop looking for the body of Jimmy Hoffa."
"Oh shit... you don't know? He was given a Toon Job by the mafia and his body was... totally fucked up."
"Toon Job??!?! OH JESUS FUCKING CHIRST!"
A Canadian Dry Ass Job (in all caps) is when a nigger (male) puts his balls into a 18 year old chink (male) and then pours Canadian dry all over the chinks booty cheeks. Lastly, they both start doing 69 and lick each others cheeks and poop.
Braydon: Yo I just gave Jaden a Canadian Dry Ass Job (CDAJ)
Ethan: Kys bro that was my little brother
Braydon: Mb cuh
Ethan: Nigger looking pedophile