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Something that your mother says after asking her to do you a favor. Even if she is doing nothing.
Kid: Hey mom can you help me make some lemonade?
Mom: DO I LOOK LIKE AN OCTOPUS?!?
Kid: No.
Mom: Good.
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A nice girl’s way of trying to spare your male fragile ego instead of saying flat out that they don’t like you and probably want you to leave them alone.
Nice Guy: So do you like want to go on a date with me friday night? *man I really want a piece of that ass*
Nice Girl: I'm sorry Charlie, I don't like you in that way.
*This guy is creepy, I don't want to offend him, he might turn into one of those stalkers.*
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A phrase used when someone/something is going off, which is to go crazy or to be out of control.
That party was going off like a Jewish foreskin last night!
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Australian for faster than you could imagine
He took off like a rat up a drain pipe
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A quote from the cult classic, hackers.
Mess with the best die like the rest!
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A statement one makes out of over-emphasism for the inadequency of his penis.
"well ya know guys, you can't pwn me, cuase as legend tells, im monumental, after all i am- hung like a pringles can"
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Lad1:I just ran a marathon
Lad2:Sweating like a fat chick at a disco?
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