god and father of all mankind

Jacob....

I love the God and Father of all Mankind, Lets worship him.

God TAM

The Total Addressable Market is so big that VCs don’t need to worry about it. Typically +1,000x opportunity.

VC: What is your Total Addressable Market?
Entrepreneur: It’s God TAM.

VC: Great, next question.

A good morning and God bless

'A good morning and God bless' is an act where a human takes a sh*t while eating breakfast and drinking coffee at the same time. Often people feel the sound of the bathroom fan is sooting while the coffee relaxes their bowels.

Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Ethan: The good morning God bless Hila!
Hila: What!?
Ethan: It´s a good morning and God bless
Hila: What are you doing?
(Hila opens the door and finds Ethan on the toilet drinking coffee and eating breakfast)
Ethan: Hila do you just open det door while people take a sh*t!? I´m doing a good morning God bless! I need another 20 minutes at least.

Hila: (laughter)
Ethan: Whats so funny?

Shart God

The all mighty lord that farts and poops her pants on a daily basis. Whenever someone comes near her, they pass out from the immense fart smell.

OMG, DID YOU SEE THE SHART GOD EARLIER?

SHE ALMOST POOPED HERSELF AGAIN

She-God

A goddess, but a tomboy.

Yo, that skater chick is a She-God.

Shrimp God

A guy with the smallest of dicks.

"Justin's the shrimp god!"

God squad

A group of self obsessed people mostly boys who are "rich " from their parents money

There goes the god squad they where just shoping for yeesys in study hall