a very short guy has a friend named conner usually and is funny but does not like school he only goes to see his friends. and is cute and every girl would date him if he was taller
dang john is really funny and cute but way to short
Greedy Little Bastard that lies to his mom and uses his friends for money and is Horny
Hey John
Your using me for money
um i bought you 50 bucks woth of playstation fuck head
making up excuses for why you lost,
can also be used present tense, johning
wheres as johns ar the excuses themselves, johning is the act of making up the excuses.
"Please, no johns" - reggie
"aw come on, the game lagged, that is why i lost" - the john
"dude, stop johning" - his friend
And average sized male with light brown greasy hair and poop/grass colored eyes. He’s a bitch too
Omg stop you’re being such a john