A very attractive guy who lives in Greece. if you ever think about going for a John from Greece, he probably has a thing for half Mexicans. He thinks all gingers are crackheads, so ladies if you think about hitting up a John from Greece and you're a red head...just don't. John loves to crack jokes but they're not that funny. His favorite word is probably the F word. But he also has a hot accent. Get yourself a John.
person 1: omg I met this guy named John from Greece on Omegle
person 2: im so jealous I want to meet a John from Greece on Omegle
They of guy who only likes 2 ugly bitches
Bruh they r so mid stop being a john
John, he is one of a kind. He is very tiny and is an Asian that enjoys the taste of cats and dogs raining. He can be very shy and not talkative, but once you get to know him he can be the best person ever! He also enjoys hacking in any type of game he plays. But you'll still love him for who he is.
The sweetest guy in the entire world. He can make the darkest days brighter with his smile. He's always so sweet and caring and selfless and in general, guys named John are just the best and most loved by their girlfriends.
The moment I found out he was named John, I knew he was special.
A lame excuse, typically one given for a poor performance at something. Popular in the Super Smash Bros. community.
If we ever do get to go head-to-head, please...no Johns!