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a phrase that babe Sarah Connor says to the Terminator that has its head in a press grip. She then hits the button and the head is squashed flat, destroying the violent cyborg.
The wrestler meets his opponent: You're terminated, fucker!
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When someone, often an emo poser, tries to "fit in" with a fad or style, but fail epicly or when someone tries to cut themselves with an iPod, when someone tries to make a lolcat pic and uses proper grammar, when someone runs the right way in the Special Olympics.
"Dude! You're doin' it wrong!"
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what you say to someone of the opposite sex that you have zero romantic interest in. a more polite way of saying it's not you, it's me.
Sorry Joe, but you're gay to me.
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you're a wizard harry
im a what
you're a fucking wizard!!!!!!!!!
you're a wizard harry you bitch
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The process of trying to find a job after college in your field. You can't get a job without experience, but can't get experience without a job.
- I can't seem to find a teaching job to use this education degree with
- Dude, you're stuck in a "you're screwed" circle.
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Used by Bruce Forsyth on Strictly Come Dancing and other competition shows when talking to a contestant who didn't do very well and looks sure to receive the lowest score of the night. Condescending.
"That was terrible!"
"We're literally relying on public votes to keep us in the competition tonight"
"Well don't worry, because you're my favourite"
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What you say to the one girl who makes you feel better than you have ever felt before
"Hey Mackenzie"
"Yes?"
"You're my Squishy"
(She Smiles)