February 2

National kiss your crush day

Jack:What’s today?
Kate:February 2nd.Why?
Jack: Oh that reminds me of something.
(Jack kisses Kate)

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Song 2

A song that Oasis doesn't like

Woohoo !

Song 2 - Blur

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cloud 2

The stage at which you realize that no one else's happiness can fill your emptiness, so you endlessly attempt to rekindle a time when you were truly happy.

I went back to high school after moving back in with my parents after my wife divorced me and took all my money. I'm on Cloud 2

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SAT 2

The SAT II, or SAT 2, or SAT Subject Tests, are like the SAT except they claim to test specific knowledge, like Spanish or more complex math. More and more bullshit to waste your money and make sure you don't get into a good college.

SAT: Literature
SAT: World History
SAT: French with Listening

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2-Faced

a person who is a backstabber, a person who talks about people behind ther back and then turns right around and is there friend, etc.

Sarah: Janae was talking about you just a second ago.
Lisa: But I thought she was my friend.
Sarah: Yea, she is really 2-Faced.

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Halo 2

1.Possibly the only reason my cousins come over now and why we see them so frequently, as well as our fruit bowl which they gladly take advantage of. They really need to get their own Xbox and Halo 2 game.
2. The sequel to Halo:Combat Evolved.
3. Is one of the greatest games ever and is the reason I get up early on holiday mornings so I can play it more.
4. The game before Halo 3 which will be the fastest selling video game in the universe. Much like the seventh Harry Potter book which everyone will have a copy of in a matter of minutes.

Phone rings.

Cousins: Can we come over today?
Me: You just want to play Halo 2 again don't you?
Cousins: Well, we do like your fruit bowl too, we don't get pears at home.
Me: Well, seeing as we've seen you almost everyday for the easter holidays, my mum is now used to seeing you. Repeatedly.
Cousins: YAY!

Mum: I've just come back from shopping.I have the real grapes, and the decoy grapes for when they come over.....

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Manhunt 2

A very violent and graphic game, that probably will only be released edited to the general public, until a PC version becomes available or if you download it off a torrent site

I really want that Manhunt 2 game but because of Jack Thompson being a fag, and due to the controversy of the first one, I guess I'l have to put up with this watered down version

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