National day to post your friend who doesn’t have social media.
“it’s 27 january so it’s time to finally post you”🤷🏼 ♀️
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National grow a moustache day
To all the weak men and most women if u are unable to grow a moustach that day by 23:37 then their tall friend could hit them round the head yelling 'I LIKE UR CUT G!'
Yo Jack
yeah yeah
U know what day it is
march 27-
*Slaps Jack hard roumd the head*
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National Joe Day
National Viagra Day
Older brothers name is Joe, fml
If I move to Mexico, my birthday, March 27, would be National Joe day and Viagra day. Joe in Mexico is pronounced Hoe.
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If someone is born in June 27 they be pimping fr
why is that guy bagging so many girls?
mf was born in June 27
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September 27 is when the baddest motherfuckers was born.
Bryan: Yo, i heard that Jack was born in September 27. I bet he's one of them baddest motherfuckers to walk this earth.
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Give Colton the finger day: on Sep 27 anyone named Colton shall be given your presented middle finger, this activity shall go on for the whole day as many times as u want.
"Hey Colton, its September 27", "I know", FUCK YOU👆
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National slap a stranger's ass day
Today you can slap whoever's ass you want, as long as you're nice about it.
*Slaps stranger's ass*
Hey bro why'd you do that?
It's December 27th.
Oh my bad homie, give it another round.
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