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winter bear

the most dangerous bear of all. (can also be applied to people who are ticking time bombs)

known to the natives of northern alaska, these bears are likely too old, weak or hungry to hibernate.

in the winter, bears are generally thought to be scarce, nestled away in their dens, sleeping until spring. encountering a bear in the winter can be quite shocking, often catching people off guard. this, coupled with the fact that the bear is likely more agitated and desperate than usual, makes the winter bear a very dangerous and feared creature.

RIA: damn i forgot my lighter.

ASIA: look! there’s a methhead over by that dumpster. go ask him if he has a lighter so we can smoke this and get back inside, it’s freezing out.

RIA: are you crazy? that’s psycho pete. he’s a total winter bear. i’d be lucky to walk away with my limbs if i approach him.

by idtst March 18, 2020


looking for bears

a gay man looking for large husky hairy gay men If you look up bears on urban dictionary it will tell you they are large husky very hair men. Gays looking for this type of partner advertise in code. i.e. "looking for bears.

There are lots of ads on Craiog's List looking for bears.

by gkcoco October 4, 2013


Money Bear

A large gay sugar daddy, who also has a great deal of body hair.

Dude, how are you gonna pay for that? Don't worry, my Money Bear has me covered.

by UncleHotDog July 18, 2020


Creamy Bear

a communist bear only found on really snowy days. You cannot say his name in vain, or you will get a red dot on your head and die slowly without realizing it. This is the only definition to exist, because creamy bear has eliminated all others who know about him.

watch out its creamy bear!”

by scaredforourlife February 19, 2019


beebe bear

Someone you truly love with all your heart and think they are so precious, that you can't just call them B,b,Bb,Bee,bee,Big B,little b, or anything else because they are so great in anything they do so you are just overwhelmed in shock of how great they are in that moment.

Awh Beebe Bear you're so cute ilysm
Person:Who's Beebe Bear?
Me:Alex

by Doof_Doof January 4, 2018


squirty bears

Diarrhea

Joseph ate at Olive Garden and then had the squirty bears super bad.

by John Barleycorn August 1, 2008


Indian Bear

an Indian bear is a very hairy bear like man who happens to be indian.

shane brassens is an Indian bear,
why?

look at his chest, you cant see any skin?! its all hair!!!

omg ur right!! hes an indian bear

by crasbox December 23, 2020