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These examples, as many others which occur, are misunderstandings of words whilst texting on a mobile phone with the dictionary function activated, which lead to nonsensical phrases. These usually take time to decipher completely the meaning, before the reader can understand what is said.
Youths have been pushed to ignore these constant 'cock-ups' of the function, and have therefore started to send messages with these words in place of the actual words. People have begun to comprehend this new text language.
Message1: You comin 2 the club tonite?
Reply: Nah, I'm stayin at good.
Message1: Wtf??
(home/good)
Message2: I bought a sick new car 2day
Reply: Ah sick man thats book.
Message2: Book...?
(book/cool)
When someone safely makes it home in a car, typically after driving fast or running from law enforcement.
"After we shook the cops, the passengers in the back were amazed that we brought it home!"
She’s says “no ones home” you need to know that she would/will do nasty things to you
A male or female you feel like is your sibling.
Me and my home twin, stayed up all night partying. fam ride or die
A BIG-orange mistake.
I work at Home Depot in Baton Rouge, Louisiana and it's a complete regret. It's a joke, I don't know how these places stay open or receive any sort of industry acclaim, I mean, really people...
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Homes - used to describe a person, place or thing that is not desirable, maily ugly.
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gnomes homes is the Magic Mushie Munchers name for hallucinogenic mushrooms, especially in reference to Gold Top Magic Mushrooms, which luckily enough for us grow in huge abundance in cattle growing areas of Australias tropical and temperate regions.
About an hour after eating around half a kilo of gold top magic mushrooms, in a very tasty 6 egg omelette, I began tripping in a brilliantly coloured world of Gnomes in their incredibly psychedelic village. It had heaps of shops and cars and hippie looking gnomes. But most of all there was hundreds of magic mushies with doors and windows in the stalks and tops.Plus there were lots of gnomes laying about outside their mushroom homes in hammocks, or lounging about sleepily on mattresses, casually smoking bongs and joints. I had a fantastic time laughing and joking with these amazing little people, who told me that yes, it's quite true that magic mushies are indeed gnomes homes. The gnomes said that they would like to say thanks and congratulations to all the cows in Australia, and the World, that produce all the cow shit that allows the gnomes homes to keep growing forever more. The gnomes said they are really happy to supply their excess gnomes homes to people like me who love using gnomes homes to "get off their fucking faces !"
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