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a drinking game for the video game Madden
Rules:
You drink when you give up points
Touchdown - Half a beer
Field Goal - Third of a beer
Safety - Finish your drink
Defensive/Special Teams Touchdown - Chug a full beer
Playing Al Michaels is the only way to deal with Madden's commentary in his own game.
The commonly used word for a crazy, eccentric filthy construction worker. al ruffs are prone to being alcaholics.
"Last week al ruff was hammered and he tore the left side of the house down, and it has yet to be restored"
(pron. al-WHITE-a) n. 1. The loosely-knit band of terrorists masquerading as Tea Party members; 2. a Republican Senator; 3. FOX News.
Rupert Murdoch is the spiritual leader of al Whita.
Joe Lieberman is a sleeper cell for al Whita.
al khalid is the type of person to purposely fall off the slide.
“look at al khalid he’s falling!”
“OH CHEESE!”
Doctor, I can't get any sleep. What should I do?
Take two Al Gores and call me in the morning.
Global Warming activist / hipocritical D Bag:
A charlatan hypocrite, sitting back blissfully betrothed in his 20 room mansion that exploits more energy in one month than the average American household does in an entire year (that’s 12 times as much if you can’t do 1st grade mathematics) while laughing at his calculatingly false accusations of global warming while gas looms $5.00 per gallon.
This world is gettin' hot, I shit you not! ~Al Gore
Vice President to Bill Clinton and also the loser who thinks he invented the internet
Al Gore: um i took the liberty of inventing the internet