When a male or female or tranny has a poop coming out of their anus and a male inserts his penis into the poopy anus while ejaculating. Therefore making an anal smore.
Graham crackers optional.
Bro, I totally anal smored that girl last night.
anal slug: the unwanted fingering of an asshole(it may be durring sex or to another person at random) it can happen to a man or woman.
Yo bro I gave my girl the anal slug last night she freaked out
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A person who quickly switches to anal from vaginal sex without informing their partner.
Sally: "John plowed me anally last night without giving me any notice. He just pulled out of my vag and thrust right into my ass.
Jane: "Classic anal thief".
When you fist a girl's asshole and open your hand when your hand is fully in her ass.
Wow he just anal blossomed her ass!
An unknown illness that translates to "When you can't see your ass going to work" Used to call in sick to your job when you have already exhausted every other excuse.
Sorry I can't come to work today, I have an extreme case of Anal Occulitus and the doctor says it's contagious.
A thing you put inside your anus....it is 19 inches long and has slight but noticeable ridges
Woman: I’m sooooo lonely
Man: Try an anal stick :)
a mythical occurrence in which one's anus spontaneously combusts, and the fire refuses to go out.
I hope you get anal conflagration!!!!